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Pardon Our Dust

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You’ll notice some things changing, format-wise around here for the next few days while I play around with a new theme. Bear with us.

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November 22nd, 2014 at 8:04 am

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Your Commenting Privileges Have Apparently Returned

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Sorry, I had no idea they’d been turned off. I just thought I was yelling into the wind.

An alert reader hipped me to the fact you couldn’t post comments on here, and it turns out there was a little doohickey that somehow had gotten checked when it once wasn’t and that’s what the problem was.

It’s been fixed now, so comment away.

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January 9th, 2012 at 3:05 pm

That’s A Rehabbin’

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Dear Friends:

I would like to take a moment to announce that I have an addiction, and in an effort to shift the blame from myself to a trendy illness save my lucrative gigs and endorsements the things I hold most dear, I will be entering rehab to deal with what’s behind the fun stuff I have gotten away with until now my transgressions. I realize now that there are other people in the world, not just me, my getting caught behavior has hurt the people closest to me, namely, me. Ouch. You have no freaking idea.

I can only say that I am a horndog human, and humans make mistakes like cheating on their wives with tattooed Nazi freaks who can’t keep their mouths shut. With the help of God, who I hope remembers me, because I haven’t said His name in years without “Dammit” afterward, and the support of my family, who I hope buys all this nonsense about me having a disease, like Diabetes or something, I hope to one day soon be able to return to my favorite strip clubs marriage and career as a better, stronger person with a separate cell phone and a better email password who can make things right and never again get caught with a cocktail waitress lose sight of the most important thing in my life: casual sex with freaky women my family.

I ask for your Playboy Cyber Club login information patience and respect for my privacy during this difficult time. I hope that one day I can once again be that guy you thought maybe you heard about once the man you expect me to be, and that I know I was meant to be: a guy who only cheats with people who have as much to lose as he does, like married mothers of three who don’t want to be in tabloids.

Thank you. And God bless my lawyer you.

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March 31st, 2010 at 10:08 am

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My Christmas Wish To You

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December 24th, 2009 at 6:00 pm

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An Apology to Brian Quarstad

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He’s a hard-working guy who wants the best for soccer, and I didn’t handle the whole situation very well at all. So I offer a complete and utter retraction and apology for not handling the situation better and for calling him a no-talent hack. He could have been more thorough, but I could have been less of a jerk.

So I apologize, Brian.

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September 17th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

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Twit For Tat

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I’m on Twitter at kenntomasch.

If you’re on Twitter and want me to follow you, let me know where you are.

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August 3rd, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Remiss I Have Been

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Sorry you’ve not heard from me in a while. I was in an auto accident over the weekend and I’m focusing on getting everything sorted with that.

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July 30th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

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Gone Fishin’

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I’ll be off the grid for the next week. Need some time away. Y’all take care.

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June 24th, 2009 at 10:54 am

Off My Feed

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Okay, Feedburner and iTunes are pissing me off.

My man Dave Lifton came through with instructions on how to get Four at the Back on iTunes using Feedburner, so I did that (or so I thought) and it appears to be set up, but iTunes isn’t getting the second episode.

So I started a dedicated blogspot site just for the podcast and went through Feedburner AGAIN and when I submitted it to iTunes, it said “The feed has no episodes.” Which is not true.

If there’s anyone out there with intimate knowledge of how this all works and why it’s not working for me, please let me know. Thanks.

EDIT: Looks like iTunes works now. But I can’t get the artwork to come over to my iPod. Can you?

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April 5th, 2009 at 10:36 am

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Video Killed The Blogging Star

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Many of the videos on this blog are being replaced because they’re no longer on YouTube (long story). So if you see a video and it doesn’t work, sit tight. I’m moving them to other places and they’ll be available again before too long. Thanks.

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April 4th, 2009 at 9:59 am

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