Because he says what I’m thinking, only he says it more succinctly and he’s funnier than I can ever hope to be:
“This is the national team that can beat Spain and sweat bullets against Trinidad. That’s life as an American soccer fan, and it’s actually way better than it was. If you can’t handle it when Americans don’t win easily, well, there’s always NASCAR, the NFL, and old World War II movies.”
He and I should do a radio show or something.