A Message From Mitt!
What happens when a former Republican gets mail from Mitt Romney? Find out after the jump.
Look, it’s addressed to me!
And there’s a photo enclosed? Was it from our trip to the shore?
Let’s open it and find out!
Oh, it’s a photo of Mitt and Ann! How nice.
They sure are a lovely couple. They look happy, yes?
And it’s signed by Mitt Romney himself!
Apparently the GOP didn’t get the memo that I actually left the Republican Party last September. While I still identify with some Republican ideals, I’m surely not “one of our Party’s most loyal supporters.”
Oh, there it is. Send us some money!
Sorry, Mitt. Not impressed.